Yael likes low-calorie pina-coladas and getting caught in the rain when she happens to be wearing her swimsuit as leisure wear. She's most decidedly not into yoga and, due to lobotomies no longer being a go-to procedure, has more than half a brain. While she likes the taste of champagne, she would prefer not to engage in inappropriate activities in the dunes on the cape, now or in the foreseeable future. While her writing has been praised by professors, journalists, and the like, she finds it nearly impossible to write about herself and would prefer not to do so, even under pain of above-mentioned lobotomy.
